A happy satire about rea estate in the form of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Once upon a time, in a land of Bohemian Rhapsody, there was a group of real estate developers who were determined to make their fortunes by building affordable and eco-friendly housing in the most sought-after areas of the city. They sang, "Is this real life, or just fantasy? Caught in a land development scheme, to make the city greener and more affordable for all."

The developers scoured the city, searching for the perfect neighborhoods to build in. They sang, "Open my eyes, look up to the skies and see, I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy, because I'm easy come, easy go, a little high, little low."

They found a vibrant, multicultural neighborhood filled with artists, musicians, and free-spirited individuals. They sang, "Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me."

The developers cared about the community and the people who lived there. They only wanted to build housing that was affordable and environmentally friendly. They sang, "Mama, just built a man a home, a place for him to live, where he can thrive and be happy"

The residents of the neighborhood welcomed the developers with open arms, and together they built a sustainable and inclusive community. They sang, "I see a little silhouette of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, can you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very brightening me."

In the end, the developers succeeded in their mission and the neighborhood was forever changed for the better. The residents were proud of their new homes and community, and the developers sang, "I'm just a poor boy, everybody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity."

And everyone lived happily ever after.



This satirical story is meant to be a light-hearted take on a serious issue and is a fictional representation of a possible scenario.